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- Traditional Vanilla Fortune Cookies
- 6 Insults for Republicans:
- How do republicans keep their breath fresh? With Entitle-mints.
- What do circles and conservatives have in common? Neither of them has points.
- How many Republicans does it take to change the country? Trick question: they're too busy marrying their cousins.
- What's the difference between a sack of shit and a Republican? The sack.
- A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks... mostly sits.
- If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy Republicans?
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