$ 8.98 USD
- Traditional Vanilla Fortune Cookies
- 6 Offensive Messages:
- You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.
- People are pro life until they meet you.
- Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
- If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
- No one likes you... That's it. Stop reading.
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