- Traditional Vanilla Fortune Cookies
- 6 Insults for Democrats:
- How do you confuse a Democrat? You don't. They're born that way.
- What do you call a basement full of liberals? A whine cellar.
- Why aren't there any liberal astronauts? Because there is no safe space.
- How many Democrats does it take to change the country? Trick question: They're too busy aborting babies.
- If I had a dollar for every gender that liberals made up I'd be a millionaire
- Liberals: Let's ban all the guns! — Also Liberals: A burglar! Hurry, call someone with a gun!
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