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7
7
6
39
25
7.5
7.5
6.5
40
25.5
8
8
7
41
26
8.5
8.5
7.5
42
26.5
9
9
8
43
27
9.5
9.5
8.5
44
27.5
10
10
9
45
28
10.5
10.5
9.5
46
28.5
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Bold Fortune Box

Bold Fortune Box

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$ 99.00 USD
$ 69.00 USD
Description
  • Traditional Vanilla Fortune Cookies
  • 30 Unique Offensive Messages

Some of them include:

  • You're not pretty enough to be this stupid.
  • People are pro life until they meet you.
  • Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
  • If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
  • No one likes you... That's it. Stop reading.
  • A school shooter wouldn't waste a bullet on you.

...and many more!

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