our story

We're a group of morons in Austin, TX that wanted to take a stupid idea, that by the way took way more work than we anticipated, and bring it to the world.

We all had 9 - 5 jobs and hated them, so during one of our complaining sessions at lunch one of us opened up a fortune cookie and started making fun of the "inspirational" message it had inside.

Then one of us said, "Wouldn't it be great if these had funny fortunes?"

So WHAM! We impulsively created this company with zero research.
Like, I can't even tell you how little thought went into making this...at first.
Then the creative juices started flowing and we figured it out.
Also, by creative juices I mean the cortisol driven panic of having to pay rent.

What do we want to accomplish by doing this?
We probably won't become rich by doing this, but it sure is fun.

Send them to your boss or your ex. Can you imagine? Oh my god.

Anyways...

Love you like a headache, bye 💖

the world's most offensive fortune cookies

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