The World's Most Offensive Fortune Cookies

Seriously, they're offensive.
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Boxes
Write your own messages!
$ 99.00 USD
$ 69.00 USD
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Offensive jokes for all you idiots.
$ 8.98 USD
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Jokes only your dad will laugh at.
$ 14.98 USD
$ 9.98 USD
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Jokes that offend idiot conservatives.
$ 14.98 USD
$ 9.98 USD
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Jokes that offend liberal snowflakes.
$ 14.98 USD
$ 9.98 USD
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Boxes
A classic game, but with a twist.
$ 99.00 USD
$ 69.00 USD
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Offensive jokes for everyone at the party.
$ 99.00 USD
$ 69.00 USD
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