The world's most offensive fortune cookies!

From your best friend to your horrible boss — this is the best gag gift for anyone!
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🥠 How it works.

We discreetly put funny, offensive messages inside delicious fortune cookies for you to give to anyone.

All you have to do is pick your favorite bag and record their hilarious reaction!



fun fact — giving someone one of our fortune cookie bags will make them love you...maybe.

Secure the bag.

All of our bags in one place.
Offensive Bag!
$7.95
$12.99
Dad Jokes Bag!
$8.95
$13.95
Democrat Bag!
$8.95
$14.95
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