The World's Most Offensive Fortune Cookies

Seriously, they're offensive.
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Boxes
Write your own messages!
$99.00
$69.00
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Bags
Offensive jokes for all you idiots.
$8.98
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Bags
Jokes only your dad will laugh at.
$14.98
$9.98
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Bags
Jokes that offend idiot conservatives.
$14.98
$9.98
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Bags
Jokes that offend liberal snowflakes.
$14.98
$9.98
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Boxes
A classic game, but with a twist.
$99.00
$69.00
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Boxes
Offensive jokes for everyone at the party.
$99.00
$69.00
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